[GAME] My Hill

Ok the rules are simple, your goal is to take the hill from person before you. After you took the hill you can describe your defense of hill and MUST SAY: My Hill.

Additional rules:
No moving of the hill
You can't proclaim the the hill person was on before isn't the right hill
You can't take your own hill (so no double posting)
There has to be possibility of conquering a hill, can't say its impossible to conquer.

Ok here I start:
I was walking leisurely and saw an hill, I proclaimed this is My Hill. I'm afraid that wild people down the hill might take it away from me, so I build and wall of dirt and took shovel in my hands.

I came and i tore down the wall with my bare hands, i made a large timber fort. MY HILL.

I burn your timber fort down, and Make a dirt hole on the hill, so now its MY HILL !

I was waking around the beautiful vDanish countryside, when I saw and ugly dirt hole on a nearby hill. What?, I screamed, this can't be! So I rushed up the hill, so a guy with big "D" on his forehead, beat the crap out of him, pushed him down the sloap, and decided to build a real HUGE fortress, with stone walls and stone towers, catapults, and anti-aircraft platoon of naked Viking virgins. When they arrived, they all gathered around me, and took their clothes off. I looked at them, smiled, and said: Welcome to MY HIll bjatches

Exhausted by your "bitches" you didn't pay enough attention. I went to your fortress and pulled my pants down. Virgins amazed my by BIG "oh you know what I am talking about" decided to replace Marlock for me. While you were sleeping they opened the gates and let me in. After that it was easy job: first I pulled an Bruce Lee on you, and then I f****** the "bjatches" and made them scream: MY HILL!

Broken and ashamed, I ran into the deepest of forests, crawled in into the deepest of mines... I did not allow a trace of sun shine my face, for I lost my face... And time passed... slowly... in agony... as I remembered... the screams of my bjatches... agony led to pain... pain led to thought... thought led to anger... anger let to an idea...
After eons of hidding, I finally was ready to show my face once again, one last time...
I found a path in the cave, that lead to an undergrown river, that lead to a river, that lead to a lake, upon which a small village lay. I waited for the dusk to settle, when I made my move.
I ran to the nearest house garden, jumped the fence, stole all the women's clothes I could get my hands on, and wondered off into the night.
I was ready... I knew that the only way of getting up M... that hill, was to fool you senses and fool your guard... I knew, that the only way to achieve this was... to dress like a bjatch!
I made my way back to M... the hill.
When I was there, the guards were impressed by my beauty, and as they were leading me to your chambers, I overheard one saying "MILF". I felt kinda angry, for even though the eons have passed, the natural beatuy, despite the fact that I did not see soon for such a long time, still did not leave me .
As I entered the chamber, you smiled, got up from your chair, and started walking towards me. As you were about to say something, I kicked you as hard as I could, with my leg, into your balls bjatch!!!! As you were loosing your breath, I simply grabbed you and threw you out of the window.
A girl sitting on the bed looked and me and asked if I was interested in some lesbo action. Puzzeld at first, I soon realized that I was still dressed in women's clothing. I tore the cloths from me, and for the first time after such a long time, the beast was let loose. I could sense fire in woman's eyes as she started at me in awe, saying... like a hill My Lord...
I smiled and replied: My Hill bjatch!

omg that was great marlock
Don't have anything to reply xD

Admin wrote:Broken and ashamed, I ran into the deepest of forests, crawled in into the deepest of mines... I did not allow a trace of sun shine my face, for I lost my face... And time passed... slowly... in agony... as I remembered... the screams of my bjatches... agony led to pain... pain led to thought... thought led to anger... anger let to an idea...
After eons of hidding, I finally was ready to show my face once again, one last time...
I found a path in the cave, that lead to an undergrown river, that lead to a river, that lead to a lake, upon which a small village lay. I waited for the dusk to settle, when I made my move.
I ran to the nearest house garden, jumped the fence, stole all the women's clothes I could get my hands on, and wondered off into the night.
I was ready... I knew that the only way of getting up M... that hill, was to fool you senses and fool your guard... I knew, that the only way to achieve this was... to dress like a bjatch!
I made my way back to M... the hill.
When I was there, the guards were impressed by my beauty, and as they were leading me to your chambers, I overheard one saying "MILF". I felt kinda angry, for even though the eons have passed, the natural beatuy, despite the fact that I did not see soon for such a long time, still did not leave me .
As I entered the chamber, you smiled, got up from your chair, and started walking towards me. As you were about to say something, I kicked you as hard as I could, with my leg, into your balls bjatch!!!! As you were loosing your breath, I simply grabbed you and threw you out of the window.
A girl sitting on the bed looked and me and asked if I was interested in some lesbo action. Puzzeld at first, I soon realized that I was still dressed in women's clothing. I tore the cloths from me, and for the first time after such a long time, the beast was let loose. I could sense fire in woman's eyes as she started at me in awe, saying... like a hill My Lord...
I smiled and replied: My Hill bjatch!

Along came I and pushed you down the hill, and proudly uttered the words "My hill"

I sneaked to your back, grabbed you and threw you away. It's my hill now!

I then made a wall of noises to fortify my hill.

I put some dirt in my ears and pushed you off the hill, then i build a massive fortress with artillery and howitzers, defended by massive beasts.

My HILL!

I trained for years and years, studied endlessly, striped myself from all joyes of common life, until I became a powerful wizard.

I came a across this Hill one day, saw a "massive fortress with artillery and howitzers, defended by massive beasts", raised my magical stick, and, with a "puf", it was all gone!

I climbed up a hill, and with a smile, said: "My hill". My reign of terror was about to begin...

I am god, I destroy the hill!

GAME OVER!

Captain Baker wrote:I am god, I destroy the hill!

GAME OVER!

I will quote myself

There has to be possibility of conquering a hill, can't say its impossible to conquer.

kre5o wrote:

Captain Baker wrote:I am god, I destroy the hill!

GAME OVER!

I will quote myself

There has to be possibility of conquering a hill, can't say its impossible to conquer.

I quote myself

Captain Baker wrote:I am god, I destroy the hill!

GAME OVER!

kre5o wrote:Ok the rules are simple, your goal is to take the hill from person before you. After you took the hill you can describe your defense of hill and MUST SAY: My Hill.

Being a wizard, I do not forget to say that this is My Hill!

Being awesome, I claim this hill as my personal property!

My Hill!

Although I am less awesome I conquered the hill cuz I have this


Don't wanna describe how I used it
My Hill!

kre5o wrote:Although I am less awesome

^ True dat :DDD jkjk

I used this



And conquered the hill...

MY HILL

PS: I also won't describe how I used it

I got my Laser rifle, shot you in the back of your head and your head came off!

My hill

(Fallout 3, been kinda addicted :/)

Baker is that a portal gun from portal the game?

kre5o wrote:Baker is that a portal gun from portal the game?

Yes

My hill !

The_D wrote:

My hill !

I give up, you win!

that was sick

but it worked

Admin wrote:but it worked

That it did

Yea one person have said it was my hill so now i just need the rest to do it you want some Gif. there is more sick or do you all forfitt ?