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1Joke ring. Empty Joke ring. Tue May 24, 2011 8:01 pm

Angua Whisper

Angua Whisper

To get some action (any action) on the forum here is a wee competition to see it afyone is here. (no prizes)

Rules are simple:

  1. Write a joke that fit with the Joke title given by the previous poster.
  2. If at all possible the jokes should be funny.
  3. Copy the joke title in abowe your joke. In case someone else post while you are thinking.


To start things off, here is the first joke title:
  • Bush and Obama on a raft

2Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Sun May 29, 2011 8:35 am

Guest


Guest

Bush and Obama on a raft
"I told you we should have taken the plane"

A horse and a pig

3Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Sun May 29, 2011 3:15 pm

Angua Whisper

Angua Whisper

A horse and a pig

were watching Paradize Hotel.
Pig: Can you see what the point of that is ?
Horse: No. It seem utterly pointless to me. I guess it is true when they say us animals are not intelligent.
____

An Elephant walks into a bar

4Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Tue May 31, 2011 10:19 am

Guest


Guest

An Elephant walks into a bar

An Elephant walks into a bar
Drunk guy: so now you also got grey elephants instead of pink?


Three tigers talking

5Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Tue May 31, 2011 4:06 pm

Fufac

Fufac

Three tigers talking about vPopulus...
First one: rawwwr
Second one: mijauuu
Third one: change topic guys, please


Cell phone meets condom

6Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:07 am

Angua Whisper

Angua Whisper

Cell phone meets condom

Never go diving with one without one.


next: 2 boy-scouts on a bus

7Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Sun Jun 12, 2011 1:12 pm

Rowan Quigley



Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights.

a Nerd on a computer

8Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:30 am

Admin

Admin
Admin

Nerd on a computer.

Mirror.
Me.



An online game without cheaters.

https://vdenmark.forumcroatian.com

9Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Sat Jun 18, 2011 4:51 pm

PrinceOfWar

PrinceOfWar

ERRORR......NO GAMES FOUND......ALLL POLISH MULTIS.....TAKEOVER.... Kid Cries :') No put the Poles are alright

3 people in a plane (you can choose which type of people)

10Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:58 pm

Angua Whisper

Angua Whisper

3 people in a plane

The engine stops, they are going to have to bail out.

person#1: But we only have 2 parachutes, what will we do ?
person#2: One for you, one for me, never mind #3, he is just my multi.
person#3: ** Taking a parachute ** Actually you are my multi.

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Let there be mice !

11Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:32 am

Rice

Rice

Let there be mice !

Millions of mice rushes out of the hole and attacks the mice exterminator.


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Let there be Rice !

12Joke ring. Empty Re: Joke ring. Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:14 pm

Angua Whisper

Angua Whisper

Let there be Rice !

As the Japanese say when they mean: Let there be mice !

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I said "A peaceful hOrse" !

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